When you co-relate Disk Drives with Girls - Funny Joke

I got the below joke from my friend. Its very funny about co-relating Disk Drives with Girls.

HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

njoy..

Computer Jokes

Struct professional
{
double styles;
Short skirts;
Void knowledge;
Char ununderstand;
}


Struct married
{
double weight;
Short tempered;
void speech;
Char unstable;
}


Struct engaged
{
double timeonphone;
Short attentiononwork;
Long boast;
Void understanding;
}


Struct newly_married_ females
{
double dinnerinvitation;
Short timeatwork;
Long lunchbreak;
Void bankbalance;
}


Struct husband_wife_ professionals
{
double income;
Short tempered;
Long notimesee_eachother;
Void life;
Char money_making;
}


Struct beautiful_city_ girl
{
double boyfriends;
Short affairs;
Long stories;
Void greymatter;
Char dating;
}


Struct old_lady
{
Short memory;
Long sighs ;
Void attention_from_ men;
}