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Friday, November 21, 2008

Computer Jokes

Struct professional
{
double styles;
Short skirts;
Void knowledge;
Char ununderstand;
}


Struct married
{
double weight;
Short tempered;
void speech;
Char unstable;
}


Struct engaged
{
double timeonphone;
Short attentiononwork;
Long boast;
Void understanding;
}


Struct newly_married_ females
{
double dinnerinvitation;
Short timeatwork;
Long lunchbreak;
Void bankbalance;
}


Struct husband_wife_ professionals
{
double income;
Short tempered;
Long notimesee_eachother;
Void life;
Char money_making;
}


Struct beautiful_city_ girl
{
double boyfriends;
Short affairs;
Long stories;
Void greymatter;
Char dating;
}


Struct old_lady
{
Short memory;
Long sighs ;
Void attention_from_ men;
}

2 comments:

Hardik said...

Nice one buddy. Its looks funny but it is the reality of IT professional.

Vijaya Kadiyala said...

Hi Hardik,
You are right :).
Thanks -- Vijaya Kadiyala
www.DotNetVJ.com