Database Answers To Real Life Questions -- Creative Joke

Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys ?
A. 'Parent keys not found !'

Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one ?
A. 'Duplicate value on index !'

Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all ?
A. 'Value larger than specified precision !'

Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out ?
A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'

Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door ?
A. 'No data found !' or 'Query caused no rows retrieved !'

Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too ?
A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows !'

Q. What if you dial a wrong number ?
A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist !'

Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet ?
A. 'Object is found mutating !'

Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you ?
A. 'Discrete transaction failed !'

Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie ?
A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded !'

Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room ?
A. 'System out of space !'